In the 8th battle of Pixelated Rap Tourney, Phoenix Wright faces Lara Croft in an epic rap battle to determine absolutely nothing, but to move on to Round 2.
Patts9009 as Phoenix Wright
Sierrastalker as Lara Croft
EPIC PIXELATED RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!
My name is Lara Croft, if you don't already know.
Come to bring a case to justice, and you're coming for a show.
You defend an old friend in a trial case for murder,
your game is so boring, so to me it's like torture.
When you're aware of blackmail, you have that shit coming.
Like you wouldn't get murdered. Oh my god, start running.
I'm done, this is finished, I can't even continue.
I turned off your game, when I reached the main menu.
OBJECTION! The evidence points that you would lose.
The Prophecy said so in 2002.
It says that you original were a male,
but then you changed sex; just for sales!
Really, your inspiration Neneh Cherry.
Better adventures came from the Library.
You carry around 2 pistols. For what? “Combat”?
Ha, you’re just making rip offs; So TAKE THAT!
Be prepared for your doom, for know you won't win.
You haven't even started rapping. "Press Start To Begin"
You defend you're own enemy? Bitch, have you gone insane?
That's like the last thing that would happen in a lawyer game!
If I ever play your game, I'll be given off as "creepy".
I'm a sex symbol, bitch. Your raps make me weepy.
I've taken down a lawyer, he will finally fall.
Finally for once, there will be Justice for All.
HOLD IT! You were a proper lady who wouldn't fight.
However, you changed since the crash from the flight.
Fighting me was turned to be the Last Revelation.
As though during the Trials, you experienced Tribulations.
The Legend of the Raider is more of a lie than your victory.
The reason behind your new fame is less than a mystery.
As you finish up you latest and childish "Journey".
You have just been served by the Ace Attorney.
YOU DON'T DECIDE!
EPIC PIXELATED RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!