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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SONIC (Shaun)

VS

SHADOW (Pixel)

BEGIN!

Sonic:

Hey Shadow! Man am I glad, yo,

To be fighting against you in this rap battle,

Please, too easy! I'm the fastest thing alive,

You're my emo wannabe who needs to see that all his trys,

Are worthless just like his appearence in my games,

You can mope all you want but the facts remain the same,

Without me you'd never exist, I protest that your death,

happens soon because you even got your own game you fame-theft.

Shadow:

Ah, here comes the blue blur of stupidity

You can't get away from me with just an Escape from the City,

Your raps are the opposite of pretty, what a pity.

Because the words you spit are just plain sickening.

You run into spikes and robots like an idiot,

Your career has gotten so bad, you should be quitting it.

What comes out of that mouth? The Possibilities are Endless,

You'll get horrible reviews like Unleashed and '06.

Sonic:

Step it up! What's wrong you 'fraid I'll you behind?

You could be up here with me but in the shadows you hide,

You need chaos control to achieve things my legs can: face it,

And you've turned to crap now I have the better fan base and

Your a trippin' pessimistic prick who thinks he's givin' me the kick,

While the flu, which is making me blue, is the result of my sick,

Rhymes! You were good in Sonic Adventure 2 - that one time - I'll admit it,

But yo, you've been too slow, bro since Sonic Heroes so Eat it.

Shadow:

Saying your fanbase is better? You clearly haven't seen mine.

Face it, I'm the best character, you're past your prime.

My own game made the series skyrocket! Just stop it,

Trying to top it? You'll be better off trying to make a good comic.

While I may have been based off of you,

I can still kill you like Black Doom.

You should fear me, I am the ultimate lifeform.

I know you're my friend, but I can't deal with you anymore.

Prepare for Chaos, you'll be seeing Colors.

You know I'm way more badass than any of the others.

WHO WON???

YOU DECIDE!!!!!

WHO'S NEXT???

RTP DECIDES!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

Who won?
 
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The poll was created at 18:13 on May 5, 2013, and so far 14 people voted.

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