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For the Pixelated Rap Tourney, Man of Steel, Superman (tbone), rap battles The Father of Gods and Men, Zeus (Left 4 Speed).

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!

SUPERMAN!!!

VS!!!!

ZEUS!!!!

BEGIN!!!

Superman:

After this battle the best man will stand

But that's gonna be me I mean seriously I could beat you with left hand

Dude your powers are more useless than aquamans

All you do is control lightning... not that impressed

While I'm busy savings the world, because with out me the world would be a mess

You had sex with more lovers than robins faquet level

I'm your kryptonite call me your devil

I came back from the dead something that you could never achieve

You're obviously going to lose this I suggest you just leave.

Zeus:

I'M ZEUS! THE MIGHTY LORD OF OLYMPUS!

Offspring of Cronus, dad of Herc and Perseus!

I'm a god praised by mere mortals and men

What more can I expect from a perverted alien 

I've got the power the shock you with electric joints

Coming straight from the sky, you'll be like ZOINKS!

Wise men study my story, their lives they would even dare risk

No one loves your comics books except those little kids

Superman:

That verse sucked I didn't feel any hatred and rage

Your daddies a monster who ate kids, he should've lived in a cage

The people admire consider me, im there GOD

I save them from Luthor, brainiac and zodd.

Your people are now poor… you let them down

I enter in style, meanwhile you dress like a clown

Even though I lost to doomsday but I came back from the dead

Did your daddy hit you because you are confused in the head

Zeus:

You do not know what you're talking about, Clark Kent

From your looks I can say that your mind is half bent

I beat monsters and even dared to overthrow my own father

now I'll beat your ass faster, you wore that panty improper

I'm a KING, I'm a GOD! I am GREEK, I'm IMMORTAL!

I made kids while you're ass gets beaten by crystal!

You're just steel! I'm lightning! I'm definitely stronger

Too bad an alien like you has no match for the Jupiter

WHO WON???

YOU DECIDE!!!!

WHO'S NEXT???

RTP DECIDES!!!!!

E..EPP...IC RAP BATTES OF HISTORY!!!!

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The poll was created at 16:25 on May 12, 2013, and so far 8 people voted.

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