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RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

DOCTOR WHO!!!!

VS!

DOC BROWN!!!!

BEGIN!!!

Dr Who

Alright there, peado bear? Comb your hair,

Take a chair, start to care and shape up what you wear.

I'm a time shifting, tension lifting, scientific hero,

I've traveled many years from 3000 down to zero.

I'm a charmer with the ladies my knowledge turns them on,

One little push of a button and the tardis is gone.

In the past, I'll whoop your ass, faster than a lightning bolt,

If you think your gonna win this, then there's a biological fault!

Doc Brown

Great Scott! You're great (not)!

I spit it hot and generate way more power than 1.21 gigawatts!

You step up to me again? You must not know my true power

I'll hit you with my DeLorean at eighty-eight miles per hour

You fly through time and screw people's lives, I help with my inventions

I'll kick all twelve of your white asses here and in another dimension

You're a complete reTARDIS, I'm the world's next Einstein

You may as well give up, because this rematch is mine!

Dr Who

I'm generating, medatating, elevating, hezitating,

Rhymes that are fustrations, abominations to my things.

While you're drunk out taking spins, you'll be blown like the wind,

With my scientific rhymes of time, the Doctor's gonna win.

Listen Jimmy Savile, I play with adults not boys,

Who's a buck buck chicken with parkinsons, your car looks like a toy.

I'm indestructible, more than twelve, you're so unsociable, kill yourself,

Never rap, against a bad old chap, who looks young for his age, and full of stealth!

Doc Brown

Grand! I get to beat a fast-rapping, ass-smacking pot-smoking Scarfy

Whose ass I kicked before, you see?

Wanna hear something neat? Last night I Sonic Screwed Rose

While this buffoon causes mischief wherever his police box goes!

Marty may be a coward, but at least chickens don't fly away

Whenever there's danger around. I wasn't sure you would stay!

My rhymes are sublime, I'm the real life-saver through time!

I should send you Back to the Future because your show is past its prime!

WHO WON???

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!

WHO'S NEXT???

RTP DECIDES!!!1!!!

EPIC.................. RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!

DOCTOR WHO!!!!

VS!

DOC BROWN!!!!

BEGIN!!!

Dr Who

Alright there, pedobear? Comb your hair,

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The poll was created at 19:04 on May 11, 2013, and so far 15 people voted.

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