RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!
Alright there, peado bear? Comb your hair,
Take a chair, start to care and shape up what you wear.
I'm a time shifting, tension lifting, scientific hero,
I've traveled many years from 3000 down to zero.
I'm a charmer with the ladies my knowledge turns them on,
One little push of a button and the tardis is gone.
In the past, I'll whoop your ass, faster than a lightning bolt,
If you think your gonna win this, then there's a biological fault!
Great Scott! You're great (not)!
I spit it hot and generate way more power than 1.21 gigawatts!
You step up to me again? You must not know my true power
I'll hit you with my DeLorean at eighty-eight miles per hour
You fly through time and screw people's lives, I help with my inventions
I'll kick all twelve of your white asses here and in another dimension
You're a complete reTARDIS, I'm the world's next Einstein
You may as well give up, because this rematch is mine!
I'm generating, medatating, elevating, hezitating,
Rhymes that are fustrations, abominations to my things.
While you're drunk out taking spins, you'll be blown like the wind,
With my scientific rhymes of time, the Doctor's gonna win.
Listen Jimmy Savile, I play with adults not boys,
Who's a buck buck chicken with parkinsons, your car looks like a toy.
I'm indestructible, more than twelve, you're so unsociable, kill yourself,
Never rap, against a bad old chap, who looks young for his age, and full of stealth!
Grand! I get to beat a fast-rapping, ass-smacking pot-smoking Scarfy
Whose ass I kicked before, you see?
Wanna hear something neat? Last night I Sonic Screwed Rose
While this buffoon causes mischief wherever his police box goes!
Marty may be a coward, but at least chickens don't fly away
Whenever there's danger around. I wasn't sure you would stay!
My rhymes are sublime, I'm the real life-saver through time!
I should send you Back to the Future because your show is past its prime!
EPIC.................. RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!
Alright there, pedobear? Comb your hair,
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