aka Anton Zarkohov

  • I live in Pennsylvania
  • I was born on March 14
  • My occupation is Student/Writer
  • I am Male
  • Patts9009

    Epic Rap Battles of Pixelation!

    Phoenix Wright! (Patts9009)


    Hank Hill! (Firebrand794)


    You were called the Wisest Man on TV.

    That’s a contradiction seeing you face me.

    I’ll point out your lies in less than an hour

    Make you stutter worse than Boomhauer.

    You’re unoriginal, planned being Anderson’s son.

    You’re boring. Facing Edgeworth’s more fun.

    Proud to be Texan? Turns out, you’re lied to.

    Because, Cotton played too much peek-a-boo.

    You sure talk a big game, Mr. Japanese hair dude,

    But you’ll go down faster than that other suited fool,

    My grandfather may be dead but he’s a veteran of war,

    And since he’s not here I’ll be judge, jury AND executioner,

    Challenging me? You’re even more crazy than Dale is, Nick

    Call me your Von Karma, because I’m taking y…

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