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Firebrand794

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  • My occupation is Destroying Everything
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  • Firebrand794

    All right, since I didn't feel like writing the whole title this is for DexerMaximus's tourney. So... let's get started.


    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SUPER RANDOM EPIC TOURNEY!

    VINYL SCRATCH

    (Vinyl puts on her shades while scratching a disk, setting is a night club)

    VS.

    RON BURGUNDY!!!

    (Ron downs a shot of Scotch and fixes his hair, setting is Channel 4 News room)

    BEGIN!!!


    Hello, viewing world, my name is Ron Burgundy

    And I'm reporting on this failure of a pony DJ

    Put some clothes on, jeez, you need to have some class,

    I'm loved by America, you're just loved by people smoking grass

    Record scratching isn't real music, I know how to play the flute

    I've hardly even heard of you, when have you ever made the news?

    Don't you know you're dealing with the greatest repor…



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  • Firebrand794

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PIXELATION!

    HANK HILL (Drinks can of Lonestar beer, and adjusts his shirt, back round is Strickland Propane)

    VS.

    BARNEY STINSOOOOON (Barney tips a shot glass torwards the screen, and winks, Backround is Maclaren's Bar.)

    BEGIN!


    Hank:

    Boy, you'd best leave now, before you bring out my inner rage,

    Or better yet stay here and let me give you some tips on how to behave.

    Your like Boomhaur, except you don't have good manners at all

    Stop toying with women, shut up and settle down like your buddy Marshall.

    You shouldn't wear a suit going against me, Swarley, I'm not afraid to fight dirty

    If I catch you near my wife acting flirty, I'll kick your ass again, yeah, you heard me.

    My name is Hank Hill, don't forget it, I sell Propane and Propane…


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