EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
MIGHTY MORPHIN (takes deep breath) POWER RANGERS
Rangers ready to rap against this rejected ranger crap cause there's nowhere to hide
You had No freedom first The Jedis then the sith then this Oh my god Just pick a side
I checked your Technology and your just a copy of millions and still white just like Bizarro.
We got Zordon and Alpha 5 and yet you still act human what did you do steal from Lucario.
Actually morelike Mewtwo Trini, But we can still beat him with a karate moves of our might.
Then so be it, Jango Fett prepare to lose this battle! For we inspire 90's kids RANGERS UNITE!
Cody: Head out to seize our victory, men!
Clone 1: Try fighting on the Battfront, unlike us, you'll see the end,
Clone 2: Mega-Morphing whatevers, aw fuck it, who cares?
Cody: Shooting out some raps, start saying your prayers,
Clone 3: So many re-makes, sounds like some failed-ass actors,
Clone 4: Just stop trying; count all of our factors,
Cody: You teenage manga weirdos swinging your sinful katanas,
Clone 3: You suck even worse than that shit-load Nirvana!
Clone 1: We'll shoot you in the chest and claim the war ours,
Clone 4: We're the true soldiers here, go back to your gay bars!
(Zordon contacts The Green Ranger)
Zordon: Tommy your green suite isn't strong enough it's time for the white suit
Tommy: Alright Zordon It's morphin time
(Classic Power Ranger Transformation)
Tommy: Tiger Zord
(Changes to white ranger)
All right you guys are not a giant army you are just some geeks
Even Bulk and Skull have a better brain then these white freaks
Compare to you guys we wonder If you guys are the real rascism
Following around a black man in a cape with a space communism
So Cody for once you decide to lead a warwithout your brother Zack.
We don't need Megazord even The Puttys can destroy them in an attack.
Cody: Talk about racism, White Ranger, no shit,
Clone 2: How many are there? I couldn't count!
Clone 1: All I see is dumbfucks showing their dicks,
Clone 3: All the colors of the rainbow, gay signal, perhaps?
Clone 4: Sit down and watch as we make your franchise collapse,
Clone 1: Can we see an episode with an actual plot?
Clone 3: Besides, its not just the droids that we fought,
Clone 2: Go cry to your sensei while we rally our troops,
Cody: So fuck off now, before we destroy your fan groups!