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Cast:

D vs J

Dragonborn vs Joker (Thanks to Coupe)

J1coupe as Dragonborn

Devilishmind as The Joker (Jack Nicholson)


Battle!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PIXELATION!

DRAGONBORN!

VS

THE JOKER!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!


Joker:

Danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?

cause your ass gonna shine very bright!

I made The Batman, who the hell are you?!

I survived a vat of chemicals, you should be called Dragonfool

I'm better than heath ledger, I pwn Hamill

Are you a dragon or a camel!

Now come and suck the gun in my pants!


Dragonborn: I used to be an asshole like you, then I got an arrow on my knee,

your pitiful toys can't possibly be compared to me, you see.

you are about to face the most dawnguarding badass you've ever seen,

Dragonborn, killing thousands without even causing a scene,

This crazed, pathetic clown's life is about to end miserably,

beware, Joker, I don't just spit flames lyrically but literally,

you call yourself the most badass villian of all time? Hah!

I can end this loser with three simple words: FUS RO DAH!


Joker:

Fus Ro Dah, My ass you'll get more than arrow to the knee

You'll get a bigger bullet to the knee!

I didnt beat Batman but I sure pissed him off!

I used to be a human like you till I took a vat of chemicals to the face, so piss off!

I did beat Ledger, Hamill looks up to me

I'm the oldest Joker next to Ceaser Romero

You are finished adventuring thanks to that arrow

but I think there's a spot for bullet!

Dragonborn:


You should be happy that your madness is about to conclude,

I even banged Harley Quinn with my Dragon-bone, forcing her to subdue,

my raps are bringing unrelenting force, like dragon's ire,

I'm crushing this no-more than a joke, fierce than Hearth-fire,

you are about Dagger-fall; while for me, the Sky is goddamn rim-it,

It's Oblivion for you, while I flow with Morror-wind and win it,

If you gotta go, you should go with a smile, Master of disguises,

Your reign is about to end, when this Dark Knight Rises.

WHO WON???

YOU DECIDE!!!!!

WHO'S NEXT???

RTP DECIDES!!!!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!1

Who won?
 
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The poll was created at 20:44 on May 5, 2013, and so far 10 people voted.

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