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  • Cacola

    Electronic Musician Tournament

    September 8, 2013 by Cacola

    I didn't know that you could just make a page instead of a blog post. ._.

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  • NightFalcon9004

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SOMETHING!

    GIR!

    VS

    THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD!

    BEGIN!


    I'll cross you out twice with Dos Equis and annihilate you til you die.

    You're not interesting, Jon guy. I'd rather watch paint dry.

    People only know you from an ad selling booze.

    But here, you'll break your back cause you couldn't beat me in your youth.

    You lack finesse, I'll put you to rest against the best.

    You'll be paying up so much, I even charge you with interest!

    Death's knocking at your door and he's delivering my verse.

    I don't always attack old men, but when I do, their heart does it first.


    GIR! Your name is what people say when they get fucking mad!

    Since you're Small and retarded, I might cut you some slack.

    I get Bitches everyday, just by drinking a Beer,

    If…



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  • Chespin the Great
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  • Chespin the Great

    This is the page where the battle will be held for my cartoon character tourney. It features part-time park employee Mordecai and the snobby, arrogant artiste Squidward Tentacles.

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  • Chespin the Great

    This is the blog where the battle for my Cartoon Character tourney will be held, featuring the hateful but adored pony Twilight Sparkle and the armless pro wrestler Homestar Runner.

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  • Chespin the Great

    This will be the blog post to create the battle for my Cartoon Character Tourney, between adorable insect-feline hybrid Catbug (Bravest Warriors) and quirky vide game console B-MO (Adventure Time).

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  • Chespin the Great

    Me: Catbug

    Captain Warrior: Mordecai

    Lasse: Phineas

    Nighthawk: BMO

    Four4: Twilight Sparkle

    RTP: Chowder

    Firebrand: He-Man

    Loygan: Goofy (What the crap?)

    Meatholl: Tintin

    Scraw: Arthur the Aardvark

    Wachow: Owen

    BTTF: Homestar Runner (LOL LOL LOL)

    JPhil: Goku

    Mr. A: Squidward

    Dexter: Homer Simpson

    Shoop: Axe Cop (BTW, Congrats!)



    Catbug (Chespin) vs BMO (Nighthawk)

    Mordecai (CW) vs Squidward (Mr. A)

    Phineas (Lasse) vs Homer Simpson (Dexter)

    Twilight Sparkle (16) vs Homestar Runner (BTTF)

    He-Man (Fire) vs Goku (JPhil)

    Chowder (RTP) vs Owen (Wachow)

    Tintin (Meat) vs Axe Cop (Shoop)

    Goofy (Loygan) vs Arthur (Scraw)


    NO MORE!!! ALL SPOTS BE FILLED!!!

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  • Lasse200

    Hi guys. Welcome to (obviously) the awesomest member of CMC Scootaloo vs the Pokemon Torkoal.


    Hi there you heavy shelled creature.

    Prepare yourself for a whacking cause I'm gonna beat you!

    You're nothing special all you say is one word.

    That's just like your about 500 other turds!

    I can tell you'll rap really slow so I'm just gonna sit right here

    Then wake me up when you're ready for your sphere!


    Well you know, I may be as slow as fuck but my raps are literally fire,

    you're such a little kid, I'd expect to see better characters than you, please retire,

    you're a fan of RD and yet if anyone was smart and you were there fan, dead,

    asshat orange punk, It's time for my Crusade, you're just messed up in the head,

    do you really think I'm being mean right no…



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  • DexterMaximus

    Hello! Welcome to the third battle in my Super Random Epic Tourney, with me, Slender Man (Dexter) against Brick Tamland (AG). Here we go! AG pulled out, after I started, which automatically puts me through!


    DexterMaximus as Slender Man

    AwesomeGamer as as Brick Tamland


    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    SLENDER MAN!

    VS!

    BRICK! TAMLAAAAAND!

    BEGIN!

    Slender-

    You retard, you have an IQ of 48, I'm a star!

    I'll throw you off a bridge, like the dumb dog that you are

    I have 2 games, people love me, what the fuck have you done?

    You're not moving, you're static, I'm red-hot rapping like the sun

    I'm Slender Man, bitch, you're as thick-headed as a Brick

    Ron was beat by a pony, go to the Loser's Room and suck his dick

    Go burn your house like Eminem, because I love the way y…



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  • Firebrand794

    All right, since I didn't feel like writing the whole title this is for DexerMaximus's tourney. So... let's get started.


    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SUPER RANDOM EPIC TOURNEY!

    VINYL SCRATCH

    (Vinyl puts on her shades while scratching a disk, setting is a night club)

    VS.

    RON BURGUNDY!!!

    (Ron downs a shot of Scotch and fixes his hair, setting is Channel 4 News room)

    BEGIN!!!


    Hello, viewing world, my name is Ron Burgundy

    And I'm reporting on this failure of a pony DJ

    Put some clothes on, jeez, you need to have some class,

    I'm loved by America, you're just loved by people smoking grass

    Record scratching isn't real music, I know how to play the flute

    I've hardly even heard of you, when have you ever made the news?

    Don't you know you're dealing with the greatest repor…



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  • J1coupe

    Hello, yeah, um, welcome to the first round of Super Random Epic.. Tourney. I almost forgot the name of the tourney.

    But, yeah, So I'm Dante, and Stoff is Michael Myers.

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  • Patts9009

    Epic Rap Battles of Pixelation!

    Phoenix Wright! (Patts9009)

    vs

    Hank Hill! (Firebrand794)

    Begin!



    You were called the Wisest Man on TV.

    That’s a contradiction seeing you face me.

    I’ll point out your lies in less than an hour

    Make you stutter worse than Boomhauer.

    You’re unoriginal, planned being Anderson’s son.

    You’re boring. Facing Edgeworth’s more fun.

    Proud to be Texan? Turns out, you’re lied to.

    Because, Cotton played too much peek-a-boo.



    You sure talk a big game, Mr. Japanese hair dude,

    But you’ll go down faster than that other suited fool,

    My grandfather may be dead but he’s a veteran of war,

    And since he’s not here I’ll be judge, jury AND executioner,

    Challenging me? You’re even more crazy than Dale is, Nick

    Call me your Von Karma, because I’m taking y…





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  • RespectthePixel35

    se EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PIXELATION!!!!!

    CLONE TROOPERS!!!!!

    VS!

    SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!!

    BEGIN!!!!


    Look at these guys, just white trash.

    $4 billion made your franchise crash.

    George Lucas made a bad idea and now you're with Disney,

    Made a new show, now you're hanging out with Mickey.

    Own you, chaos control you, trolls, get lost.

    An army of one man, but the wrong ones for the job.

    I'll burn you more than Anakin, you're faker than a hologram,

    Better get out now, 'cause this is my land.


    Clone 2: Well well well, its a knock-off Sonic

    Clone 5: Hell, you're even the definition of "chronic"

    Clone 1: Made a mess with Gerald, your supposed father,

    Cody: You're nothing but an animal, why should we even bother?

    Clone 3: We've fought some jedi, Jabba, and even damn Jawas…



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  • Dragonsblood23

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    CLONE TROOPERS

    VS

    MIGHTY MORPHIN (takes deep breath) POWER RANGERS

    BEGIN


    Red Ranger:

    Rangers ready to rap against this rejected ranger crap cause there's nowhere to hide

    Black Ranger:

    You had No freedom first The Jedis then the sith then this Oh my god  Just pick a side

    Blue Ranger:

    I checked your Technology and your just a copy of millions and still white just like Bizarro.

    Yellow Ranger:

    We got Zordon and Alpha 5 and yet you still act human what did you do steal from Lucario.

    Pink Ranger:

    Actually morelike Mewtwo Trini, But we can still beat him with a karate moves of our might.

    Green Ranger:

    Then so be it, Jango Fett prepare to lose this battle! For we inspire 90's kids RANGERS UNITE!


    Cody: Head out to seize our victory, men!…



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  • Firebrand794

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PIXELATION!

    HANK HILL (Drinks can of Lonestar beer, and adjusts his shirt, back round is Strickland Propane)

    VS.

    BARNEY STINSOOOOON (Barney tips a shot glass torwards the screen, and winks, Backround is Maclaren's Bar.)

    BEGIN!


    Hank:

    Boy, you'd best leave now, before you bring out my inner rage,

    Or better yet stay here and let me give you some tips on how to behave.

    Your like Boomhaur, except you don't have good manners at all

    Stop toying with women, shut up and settle down like your buddy Marshall.

    You shouldn't wear a suit going against me, Swarley, I'm not afraid to fight dirty

    If I catch you near my wife acting flirty, I'll kick your ass again, yeah, you heard me.

    My name is Hank Hill, don't forget it, I sell Propane and Propane…


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  • NightFalcon9004

    Finn vs Link

    May 7, 2013 by NightFalcon9004

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PIXELATION!

    LINK!

    VS

    FINN!

    BEGIN!

    Beat (Finn starts on 0:41)

    Finn:

    Shmowzow!

    You're already wearing green with envy on how I'm going to win

    You Keebler elf, how do you plan to fight against Finn?

    Hero of Time? Well, I'm the hero of rhyme!

    You rip-off King Arthur, Peter Pan, your whole style's a crime!

    I'm a real adventurer, you just break pots to find Rupee coins

    You attack with your Deku nuts and sound like you got hit in the groins

    Like a dragon, I'll slay you, and you'll be beat in a second

    Tell me when you get a game that calls you, not Zelda, the legend!

    Link:

    “Shmowzow!” Are you serious?

    This battle will make feeling a bit delirious

    You went Boom-boom on a leaf and sat in it

    "You rip-off King Arthur, Peter Pan, your whole style's a c…

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  • Devilishmind II

    Devil is walking around until Shaun, Piet, Meat and other guys from The ERB Wiki corner him.


    Shaun: Its over Devil

    Devil: What's going on?

    Piet: We're gonna make you admin.

    Devil: Cool.

    Piet: BAZINGA! You're gonna die.

    Devil: Well that sucks

    Hawk: Sockpuppeting Overgrown Clownish Fucktard, prepare to be destroyed.

    Devil: So how is this gonna happen.

    Hawk brings out a gun

    Devil:Fuck.

    Hawk gives the gun to Shaun.

    Shaun: I've waited a long time for this Mr Devil.

    Devil: Wait I havent said goodbye to Dragon yet.

    Piet: Oh well.

    Shaun prepares to shoot Devil.

    Shaun: Any last words?

    Devil: Wibble

    Scrawland: DA FUQ?!

    Devil: Wibble Wibble.

    Hawk: Has he gone mad?!

    Devil: I sure have BEEP!

    Shaun: Uhh lets just kill him.

    Scraw: Yeah.

    BANG!

    Devil: I may be dead now, but know t…


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  • RespectthePixel35

    For the Pixelated Rap Tourney, Man of Steel, Superman (tbone), rap battles The Father of Gods and Men, Zeus (Left 4 Speed).

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!

    SUPERMAN!!!

    VS!!!!

    ZEUS!!!!

    BEGIN!!!

    Superman:

    After this battle the best man will stand

    But that's gonna be me I mean seriously I could beat you with left hand

    Dude your powers are more useless than aquamans

    All you do is control lightning... not that impressed

    While I'm busy savings the world, because with out me the world would be a mess

    You had sex with more lovers than robins faquet level

    I'm your kryptonite call me your devil

    I came back from the dead something that you could never achieve

    You're obviously going to lose this I suggest you just leave.

    Zeus:

    I'M ZEUS! THE MIGHTY LORD OF OLYMPUS!

    Off…

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  • PredatorFan

    MUST READ BLOG

    May 5, 2013 by PredatorFan

    Ok, heres a blog making you aware of the wiki rules, tourneys, etc!

    1. There are currently 3 active tourneys: Hero Tourney Pixelated Rap Tourney Rap Battle Tourney Sign Ups.
    2. There are 2 more tourneys aloud to be currently running (there are aloud to be 5 tourneys at once) make one.
    3. The behaviour policy is if you misbehave on the wiki you will be banned - each time you are banned, the expiry date will double, starting with 1 day.
    4. If there are any problems I or other admins are unaware of, please inform me or another admin and whatever it is we shall resolve - unless it is a subjective problem.
    5. We have 4 admins on this wiki: PredatorFan AnimaShaun RespectthePixel35 J1coupe.

    Thats it. The rules. The shit. You get it all. Okay, ermmmmmm... goodbye moon…

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  • Mrpietcaptain

    Basically, this is just randomness of what we did with Devil after he "died".  There's multiple results.


    (Piet has Devil's body in his basement.  5 days later, Piet is just doing random crap when he notices Devil's body)

    Piet: You know, I oughta do something with this...

    (Piet drives to an unknown swamp and throws Devil in the lake. Devil's body sinks to the bottom)

    Piet: Wish I could've done something better, but I don't care.


    (Tesla burns Devil's body and put the ashes in containers, leaving it on people's doorstep labeled as a 'Protein Shake Mix'.  Too bad nobody used it...)


    (Hawk walks up to the stage)

    Hawk: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU...THE GREATEST FIREWORKS SHOW TO HAVE EVER EXISTED! All with the help of the body of Devilishmind of fu…




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  • Devilishmind II

    J1coupe as Dragonborn

    Devilishmind as The Joker (Jack Nicholson)



    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PIXELATION!

    DRAGONBORN!

    VS

    THE JOKER!!!!!!!!!

    BEGIN!


    Joker:

    Danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?

    cause your ass gonna shine very bright!

    I made The Batman, who the hell are you?!

    I survived a vat of chemicals, you should be called Dragonfool

    I'm better than heath ledger, I pwn Hamill

    Are you a dragon or a camel!

    Now come and suck the gun in my pants!


    Dragonborn: I used to be an asshole like you, then I got an arrow on my knee,

    your pitiful toys can't possibly be compared to me, you see.

    you are about to face the most dawnguarding badass you've ever seen,

    Dragonborn, killing thousands without even causing a scene,

    This crazed, pathetic clown's life is about to end mis…





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  • PredatorFan

    RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

    DOCTOR WHO!!!!

    VS!

    DOC BROWN!!!!

    BEGIN!!!


    Alright there, peado bear? Comb your hair,

    Take a chair, start to care and shape up what you wear.

    I'm a time shifting, tension lifting, scientific hero,

    I've traveled many years from 3000 down to zero.

    I'm a charmer with the ladies my knowledge turns them on,

    One little push of a button and the tardis is gone.

    In the past, I'll whoop your ass, faster than a lightning bolt,

    If you think your gonna win this, then there's a biological fault!


    Great Scott! You're great (not)!

    I spit it hot and generate way more power than 1.21 gigawatts!

    You step up to me again? You must not know my true power

    I'll hit you with my DeLorean at eighty-eight miles per hour

    You fly through time and screw people…



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  • ShaunoftheRed

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    SONIC (Shaun)

    VS

    SHADOW (Pixel)

    BEGIN!


    Hey Shadow! Man am I glad, yo,

    To be fighting against you in this rap battle,

    Please, too easy! I'm the fastest thing alive,

    You're my emo wannabe who needs to see that all his trys,

    Are worthless just like his appearence in my games,

    You can mope all you want but the facts remain the same,

    Without me you'd never exist, I protest that your death,

    happens soon because you even got your own game you fame-theft.


    Ah, here comes the blue blur of stupidity

    You can't get away from me with just an Escape from the City,

    Your raps are the opposite of pretty, what a pity.

    Because the words you spit are just plain sickening.

    You run into spikes and robots like an idiot,

    Your career has gotten so bad, yo…



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  • Sierrastalker

    In the 8th battle of Pixelated Rap Tourney, Phoenix Wright faces Lara Croft in an epic rap battle to determine absolutely nothing, but to move on to Round 2.


    Patts9009 as Phoenix Wright

    Sierrastalker as Lara Croft


    EPIC PIXELATED RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

    PHOENIX WRIGHT!

    VS!!

    LARA CROOOOOFFT! 

    BEGIN!


    My name is Lara Croft, if you don't already know.

    Come to bring a case to justice, and you're coming for a show.

    You defend an old friend in a trial case for murder,

    your game is so boring, so to me it's like torture.

    When you're aware of blackmail, you have that shit coming.

    Like you wouldn't get murdered. Oh my god, start running.

    I'm done, this is finished, I can't even continue.

    I turned off your game, when I reached the main menu.


    OBJECTION! The evidence…





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